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a blonde takes a dress to the cleaners.

she tells the guy behind the counter, "make sure you get the stain out."

"Come again" he replies.

"No, this time it is only icing."

911tracker85;1554 wrote: a blonde takes a dress to the cleaners.

she tells the guy behind the counter, "make sure you get the stain out."

"Come again" he replies.

"No, this time it is only icing."

Thats awesome man. ha ha ha
I had forgot where I saw this joke, used it in the good morning thread, then had to replace it.
Been up all night

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. 'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

A blonde buys a Coffee at Tim Horton's. So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a GMC Envoy." But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the cup to the manager and HE reads.....

..... "WIN A BAGEL".

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury